I was tutoring this college student in my apartment, when we finally looked at the time it was nearly midnight so all the buses would be out of orders so the student asked if he could hang here for the night, i agreed so we walked to my room and i put my blowup mattress on the floor, he slept on the mattress and slept on my bed. Later i woke up and found the student standing awkwardly in the middle of the room. “What’s… wrong?” “I’m hungry!” “Go get cookies from the kitchen.” “No, i want chicken tenders.” “It’s way to late for th-” “NO WE’RE GETTING CHICKEN TENDERS!”